Our bathroom is equipped with what I call a “car wash”, ( a glass enclosed shower with a conventional shower head, a telephone shower head and 4 side jet nozzles) and a bidet which we still haven’t figured out to use properly.

The first time I used it, I sprayed water all over the walls and made a big puddle on the floor, The second time I didn’t adjust the water temp and almost scalded my nasty bits!

Today I went to the source of infinite wisdom and Googled How to use a bidet. I will use my new found knowledge tonight and let you all know how it went.