Our bathroom is equipped with what I call a “car wash”, ( a glass enclosed shower with a conventional shower head, a telephone shower head and 4 side jet nozzles) and a bidet which we still haven’t figured out to use properly. The first time I used it, I sprayed water all over the walls … Continue reading
Claire decided to do battle with a vine that was crawling on the brickwork at the back of the house. It had quite a tenacious hold on the bricks and had woven itself into the phone and TV cables. When Claire cut into its stem, liquid spurted from the severed stump. I guess a lot … Continue reading
The grass was too long to use the lawn mower, so I spent 3 hours cutting it with a weed whacker while Claire and her mom lined the kitchen cupboards with shelving paper. Continue reading
We’re packing last minute stuff. I can’t decide if I want to put my scrapped 400 cds in the recycling bin. I was going to create a light scupture with them but never got around to it. Continue reading
A mobile locksmith company changed 5 locks to deadbolts. Continue reading
Can we borrow someone’s cow? We have grazing pasture for a lawn. She told us her husband got custody of the lawn mower in the divorce. Sorry if I offend anyone out there but i think people who hang wallpaper are seriously disturbed. It took more than 12 hours to remove the wallpaper in our … Continue reading
We finally got possession ofthe house.We are now the owners of a 51/2 duplex with 2 car garage a modest backyard and a bachelor apartment in the basement. The upstairs tenants are a young couple. The bachelor is not rented because we need to reinstall the kitchen. Now that the first floor is empty, we … Continue reading
We were supposed to take possession of the house at 1 pm today, but the previous owner postponed her move until 6 pm. She hadn’t received her cheque from the notary which she needed the money the down payment on her condo. They wouldn’t let her move without it. At 8pm she’s waiting for her … Continue reading
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